The locals in the town where Chelsea Clinton is set to tie the knot today are so fired up about the attention … they’re literally renaming their food in honor of the former first family.

TMZ has learned The Rhinecliff — a fancy restaurant in Rhinebeck, NY  — has rechristened their menu in honor of CC’s big day … with items such as Chelsea’s Buttermilk Pancakes, the Hillary Hummus Sandwich, Secretary of Steak Frites and the Bill “True Blue” Burger.

The restaurant also renamed a few things after the Obama family … even though they weren’t invited to the wedding.

Some things may be hard to swallow.

Chelsea Clinton Wedding Location — No-Fly Zone

Chelsea Clinton‘s high profile wedding is expected to draw so many powerful people, that birds will be the only things allowed to fly near the location where she’s getting married … TMZ has learned.

According to the FAA, a temporary flight restriction has been issued for the area where Chelsea is tying the knot on Saturday in Rhinebeck, NY — and will last from 3 PM EDT Saturday until 3:30 AM EDT Sunday.

The flight restriction — which was issued due to a “VIP (Very Important People) Movement” — will cover a land mass with a 1.5 nautical mile radius … and extend from zero to 2000 feet above ground level.

Sorry, paragliding paparazzi … no shots for you.

Chelsea Clinton’s Wedding — $15,000 Porta-Potties

Unlike everyone else on the planet, Chelsea Clinton‘s wedding guests won’t need gas masks to do their business in a porta-potty — because Bill’s daughter is renting the swankiest outhouses in town.

The portable latrines have actual porcelain toilets that flush, stereo music and hot running water — oh yeah, and they’re HUGE.

We’re told Chelsea’s getting between 4-6 trailers for the big day — with a total cost of about $15,000.

For some reason, it just doesn’t feel right when the walls aren’t blue.

Chelsea Clinton — Wedding Day Mix

Chelsea Clinton‘s big day is less than a week away — and while we couldn’t score you an invite to the big day, we did sneak a peek at the set list for the band. Motown hits for Bubba?

here are just a few:

“Wild World” — Cat Stevens, “The Dock Of The Bay” — Otis Redding, “Think” — Aretha Franklin, “Billie Jean” — Michael Jackson, “Beautiful Day” — U2, “Dancing Queen” — ABBA, “Higher and Higher” — Jackie Wilson, “Rock with You” — Michael Jackson, “Do I Do” — Stevie Wonder, “I Wish” — Stevie Wonder, “Don’t Stop ‘Til You Get Enough” — Michael Jackson, “Proud Mary” — Ike and Tiny Turner, “It’s Your Thing” — The Isley Brothers, “Twistin’ The Night Away” — Sam Cooke, “Son Of A Preacher Man” — Dusty Springfield, “Unchain My Heart” — Ray Charles, “I’m Coming Out” — Diana Ross, “I Gotta Feelin'” — The Black Eyed Peas, “The Way You Make Me Feel” — Michael Jackson, “Dancing Machine” — Jackson Five, “Having a Party” — Sam Cooke, “Happy Together” — The Turtles, “What’d I Say” — Ray Charles and many more